But that $86.6 million two-year deal (with a vesting option for a third year) was a steal... because you’re getting one heck of a bonus: Kate Upton.
In the couple’s five years in Houston, the supermodel has transformed the way Astros fans dress. Gone are the days where a logo T-shirt or a baseball cap gets the job done. Kate’s influence now has us consistently pushing our team fashion to new heights.
First in the ALCS. Then again the night the Astros won their second World Series championship.
And we are still scouring the Internet to find the delicious orange sunglasses she wore for the championship parade.
So Mets fans, I implore you to appreciate the gift you are getting.
Yes, I know you have famous actresses in New York City with couture connections. But trust me, no one can combine baseball and fashion like Kate Upton.
Mets fans, enjoy the ride... and the outfits.
And if you haven’t noticed, this letter to you is also our love letter to Upton.
Kate, thank you for the memories and the fashion upgrades. We promise never to go back to logo T-shirts and baseball caps.
Love,
A well-dressed Astros fan
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