So began one of the weirdest episodes in what has been one of the weirdest years in politics, well, ever. "Listen Hellboy," Cruz wrote. You sure seem scared to wrestle Jordan (whom you keep insulting). But it does raise a somewhat important question: Why the hell is Ted Cruz, a sitting US senator, wasting his time engaging in this? Does Cruz really think Perlman -- or Jordan -- will agree to wrestle one another?